ABSTRACT

Welcome, welcome! Welcome to the carnival of horrors! We’ve recently changed our name to ‘Hospitaland’ to be able to continue our services, abiding by the newest medical guidelines. Don’t worry, though! Upon entering, there’s an overwhelming sense of familiarity. To the left is the Patient Centre, where all out-patients and in-patients can enter. Each of them will be given an identification number, and should they desire, they can give up their birth name as well. To the right is a space reserved for the elite medical students, where they will be warmly welcomed to view the spectacle of the ill patient!